@Tatty always bemoans about zombies. So just for her, I thought I’d pay her tribute with zombie humour.
And how about some Zombie Baby Jokes. My particular favourites are:
How do you put a zombie baby to sleep?
Decapitate it, set it on fire, and scatter the ashes.
What’s green, blue, red, and tastes funny?
A zombie baby eating a clown.
And for completely outrageous, a movie called Zombie Strippers (a review), which from the trailer actually might be very funny. Too bad @Tatty and !darkgracie didn’t audition.
Other Zombie reading found on Amazon: