Two For One Sales

Capitalism Buy one, get one free.
Socialism Both are half price.
Communism First is free, second you pay for, provided they have stock.
Dictatorship If you buy one, you will buy a second one at gun point.
Anarchy What?! You want more than one?! Go out and take it.

About Anthony Howe

Canadian in Cannes; programmer; poet; runner; cook; seeker of truth, love, and the arcane; baka.
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