NANO ZEN

@Tatty always bemoans about zombies. So just for her, I thought I’d pay her tribute with zombie humour.

And how about some Zombie Baby Jokes. My particular favourites are:

How do you put a zombie baby to sleep?
Decapitate it, set it on fire, and scatter the ashes.

What’s green, blue, red, and tastes funny?
A zombie baby eating a clown.

And for completely outrageous, a movie called Zombie Strippers (a review), which from the trailer actually might be very funny. Too bad @Tatty and !darkgracie didn’t audition.

Other Zombie reading found on Amazon:

• Zombies Calling (Faith Erin Hicks)
• The Zen of Zombie
• The Zombie Survival Guide
• The Undead and Philosophy: Chicken Soup for the Soulless
• Dying to Live: A Novel of Life Among the Undead
• Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your…Brains